Funny programming related quotes
Stumbled upon Gerolf’s signature which has a funny quote:
Programming Is Like Sex: One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. (Michael Sinz)
So what about sharing your most funny and original programming (or Qt) related quote here.
Ok, this one is not really programming related, more about the frustration that comes with it, but is my favorite motto for computer related problems :-)
When your only tool is a hammer, every problem looks like a reason to buy a way nicer hammer.It ain’t mine but refers a bit to back in the days when I started programming and with a colleague we would smash old computers and monitors with a hammer to blow some steam off when frustrated :-)
@Gerolf love your quote, it made me laugh a bit too loud this morning!
More computing sins are committed in the name of efficiency (without necessarily achieving it) than for any other single reason – including blind stupidity.— William A. Wulf
And one I didn’t expect to encounter:
I (…) am rarely happier than when spending an entire day programming my computer to perform automatically a task that would otherwise take me a good ten seconds to do by hand.— Douglas Adams, Last Chance to See
My favorite is:
“Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen.” – Edward V Berard
Top 50 Programming Quotes of All Time [junauza.com]
One of my favourites is: It’s compiling – mostly I’m slacking of
Important one to remember then is xkcd comic 303 [xkcd.org]